Welcome to my humble (digital) abode. I am a life-long writer, but so far publishing success has never been in cards. (Still got the day job!) So while I bide my time and send out query letters, I maintain helmling.com as a vehicle with which to float my ideas out into the black for anyone who cares to read them.
So herein lie all the vagaries and flotsam and jetsam from my mind—from snooty literary fare to frivolous geekery. I invite you to enjoy and please feel free to comment or click those little “like” buttons if the mood strikes you. For anything else you have questions about (or if you would like to offer me a lucrative publishing contract) you may contact me at email@example.com.